FIJI

WANTED:

Fugitive from Rivcol.
Wanted by Denpal promotions and the SRC.
May be on Australia's MOST WANTED list.

This exclusive photo of the reclusive fugitive was taken surreptitiously at his hide-out somewhere in the hills of Korea.

Sources indicate that the fugitive has fled Korea for a warmer clime somewhere in the South Pacific. It is rumoured that he has settled in Fiji and is masquerading as a professor of English and Australian Football.

Be warned--English and Australian Football are mutually incompatable!!!!!!!

If you should see this man please approach with EXTREME caution. Make sure that you pronounce your vowels correctly and throw in a strong dipthong or two. This should calm the suspect and make it easier for the appropriate authorities to placate him.

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