Various Tests

Personality Test Take this test. Don't peek but begin the test as you scroll down and answer. Answers are for who you are now...not who you were in the past. Have pen or pencil and paper ready. This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get a better insight concerning their employees and potential employees. It's only 10 simple questions, so... Grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers. Ready?? Begin... 1. When do you feel your best? (a) in the morning (b) during the afternoon & early evening (c) late at night 2. You usually walk (a) fairly fast, with long steps (b) fairly fast, with short, quick steps (c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face (d) less fast, head down (e) very slowly 3. When talking to people you (a) stand with your arms folded (b) have your hands clasped (c) have one or both your hands on your hips (d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking (e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair 4. When relaxing, you sit with (a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side (b) your legs crossed (c) your legs stretched out or straight (d) one leg curled under you 5. When something really amuses you, you react with (a) a big, appreciative laugh (b) a laugh, but not a loud one (c) a quiet chuckle (d) a sheepish smile 6. When you go to a party or social gathering you.. (a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you (b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know (c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed 7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted. Do you.. (a) welcome the break (b) feel extremely irritated (c) vary between these two extremes 8. Which of the following colors do you like most? (a) red or orange (b) black (c) yellow or light blue (d) green (e) dark blue or purple (f) white (g) brown or gray 9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie (a) stretched out on your back (b) stretched out face down on your stomach (c) on your side, slightly curled (d) with your head on one arm (e) with your head under the covers 10. You often dream that you are (a) falling (b) fighting or struggling (c) searching for something or somebody (d) flying or floating (e) you usually have dreamless sleep (f) your dreams are always pleasant POINTS: 1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6 2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1 3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6 4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1 5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2 6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2 7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4 8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1 9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1 10.(a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1 Now add up the total number of points. OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care" You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you. 51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate. 41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out. 31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest... Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken. 21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature. UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything. They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't. --------------------------------- Take 3 minutes and try this - it will freak you out!! The person who sent this said her wish came true 10 minutes after they read the mail. But no cheating!!! This game has a funny/creepy outcome. Don't read ahead,just do it in order. It takes about 3 minutes - worth a try. First get a pen and a paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know, and go with your first instincts!! Scroll down one line at the a time-don't read ahead or you'll ruin the fun!!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through to 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

Don't look ahead or it won't turn out right!!

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.

Don't cheat or you'll be upset that you did.

5. write down four song titles in 8,9,10 and 11

6. finally make a wish.

And here is the key of the game....

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you named in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about your mind.

10. And 11 is the song telling how you feel about life.

-------------- A test for men (multiple choice) 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking B. Screwing C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship. B. Your blood-test results C. Five tequila slammers 3. You time your orgasm so that: A. Your partner climaxes first. B. You both climax simultaneously C. You don't miss Sports Center 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: A. Healthy, creative love-play B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need to ever find out about. 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: A. The best part of the experience B. The second best part of the experience C. $100 extra 6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is: A. No concern of yours B. Not a problem, she can join your gym C. A conservative estimate. 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is: A. A myth B. An oxymoron C. A Moron 8. Foreplay is to sex as: A. Appetizer is to entree B. Primer is to paint C. A long line is to an amusement park ride 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? A. "I hope we can still be friends." B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep." C. "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU." 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy B. Is uptight and a waste of time C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place. Evaluating Results: If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man. If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're a little confused. If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!" ---------------- ------------------ Oreos Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos: 1. The whole thing all at once 2. One bite at a time 3. Slow and methodical nibbles, examining the results of each bite afterwards 4. In little feverous nibbles 5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee ...) 6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie 7. Twisted apart, the inside, toss the cookie 8. Just the cookie, not the inside 9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. 10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos. Your Personality: 1. The whole thing all at once: You consume life with abandon. You are fun to be with -- exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. People should not trust you with their children. 2. One bite at a time: You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay. Not to worry, you're normal. 3. Slow and methodical nibbles, examining the results of each bite afterwards: You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with everything you do to the point of being anal-retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit. 4. In little feverous nibbles: Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good. 5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee ...): Everyone likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugarcoat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction. 6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie: You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior. 7. Twisted apart, the inside, toss the cookie: You are good at business and take risks that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's OK, you don't care. You got yours. 8. Just the cookie, not the inside: You enjoy pain. 9. I just like to lick them, not eat them: Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help -- immediately. 10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos: You probably come from a rich family, like to wear nice things, and go to upscale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you. --------------------------------- This is CREEPY! Try it. Seriously, you need to do this! It only takes about 30 seconds. Don't cheat! Think of a letter between A and W. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.

Keep going! . .

Don't stop.....

Think of an animal that begins with that letter. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.

Keep goin'

Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in that animal. Say it out loud as you scroll down.

Almost there...

Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down.

Take the hand you counted with, smack yourself in the head, get back to work, and quit playing stupid e-mail games! ---------------------------

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