Jokes -- from the Internet --
The following are some of the winners in a New York magazine contest, in which the rules were: take ANY well-known phrase in ANY foreign language, change JUST ONE SINGLE LETTER, and then provide a definition for the new expression.

HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? Can you drive a French motorcycle?

IDIOS AMIGOS We're wild and crazy guys

COGITO, EGGO SUM I think, therefore I am a waffle

RIGOR MORRIS The cat is dead

RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID Honk if you're Scottish

QUE SERA SERF Life is feudal

LE ROI EST MORT, JIVE LE ROI The king is dead. No kidding

POSH MORTEM Death styles of the rich and famous

VENI, VIPI, VICI I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered

PRO BOZO PUBLICO Support your local clown

MONAGE A TROIS I am three years old

FELIX NAVIDAD Our cat has a boat

HASTE CUISINE Fast French food

VENI, VIDI, VICE I came, I saw, I partied

QUIP PRO QUO A fast retort

ALOHA OY Love; greetings, farewell; from such a pain you should never know

MAZEL TON Tons of good luck

APRES MOE LE DELUGE Curly and Larry got wet

PORT-KOCHERE Sacramental wine

ICH LIEBE RICH I'm really crazy about having dough

FIU GENERIS What's mine is mine

EX POST FUCTO Lost in the mail

VISA LA FRANCE Don't leave your chateau without it

CA VA SANS DIRT And that's not gossip

MERCI RIEN Thanks for nothin'

L'ETAT, C'EST MOO I'm bossy around here

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