Nostalgia is no longer what it used to be.
From the documentary "Out of Ireland"

If he gets even more sedate, we will have to water him twice a week.
Molly Ivins, extremely funny Texan journalist, about US President Ronald Reagan after the Secretary of State defined him "sedate".

If you put a brain like his in a bumblebee, it would fly backwards.
Molly Ivins about US Vice President Dan Quayle

It's hard to be cute when you're over six feet tall.
Molly Ivins, about herself