I was thinking: "Bummer. No good quotes to file under the letter Q". Then I realized I was being needlessly mean to an old and wicked master: Dan Quayle.

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
Dan Quayle

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Dan Quayle

Once in Thailand, speaking to a group of Cambodian refugees, he said:
I am happy to be here in Cambodia with you.
Dan Quayle

And about Nasa:
I think the time has come for mankind to enter the Solar System.
Dan Quayle

Good old Dan. How does he do it?

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