Open wide both eyes before deciding to marry someone, and close one after you have.
My girlfriend's mother, Tomomi Okabe.

Basket player Shaquille O'Neal, after a trip to Athens, was asked if he had seen the Parthenon. He answered:
I've been to so many night clubs there, I can't remember them all.

[Reviewing too many books involves] constantly inventing reactions towards books about which one has no spontaneous feelings whatever.
George Orwell quoted by The Economist. That's the way I feel when I review some restaurants.

Well, it was 1969. Bullshit was an intellectual mainstay of the era.
P. J. O'Rourke

The college idealists who fill the ranks of the environmental movement seem willing to do absolutely anything to save the biosphere, except take science courses and learn something about it.
P. J. O'Rourke