Brains, like hearts, go where they are appreciated.
Former US Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara

"Quantum particles are the dreams that stuff is made of."
David Moser

"The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist."
Aaron Machado

I desire to go to hell, and not to heaven. In the former I shall enjoy the company of Popes, Kings and Princes, while in the latter are only beggars, monks and apostles.
Niccolo Machiavelli

And coming down from the Pamir, where lost camels call through the clouds ...
From Andrè Malraux's "Les Noyers de l'Altenburg". A great liar and a great writer.

Either I am dead, or my watch has stopped.
J.H. "Groucho" Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
J.H. "Groucho" Marx

I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately, the resemblance doesn't end there.
J.H. "Groucho" Marx

Anyone who says he can see through women misses a lot.
J.H. "Groucho" Marx

I would never join a club which accepts me as a member.
J.H. "Groucho" Marx

The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you've got it made.
J.H. "Groucho" Marx

Military justice is justice in the same sense that military music is music.
J.H. "Groucho" Marx

(Malcolm X is) Little more than chatter.
Thurgood Marshall (black member of the U.S. Supreme Court) .Twenty years ago I would have hated him for saying this, but now I agree. Not that I am any closer than I was to true non-violence.
Thurgood Marshall was a hero. In the last years in the Supreme Court he was in such bad shape that he was always accompanied by nurses, but he did not want to abandon his seat not to give Ronald Reagan a chance to nominate a conservative to the Supreme Court.

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.
attributed to Abraham Maslow

This is the most unheard of thing I've ever heard of.
Joseph McCarthy

Two quotes concerning God and its nature ...

The expression "religious tolerance" is an oxymoron.
My friend Ken Marantz.

... and when the priest told us children that God made Man in his image, I thought to myself: "No, MAN made God in his image".
My friend David Mills

I defy the laws of gravity.
Marilyn Monroe

Tolerance is a wonderful British virtue. Why waste it on Degos, Spicks, and Wops?
Monty Python